And we're back. A week of crazy bitches, phone throwing and strippers threw this whole thing off. Now we are ready to finish out the season. Right now it's looking like a battle to be Runner Up as a certain team is running away with it, but there is a lot of football to be left and anything can happen.
Funky Town Puppet Pimps (4-3) - Swamp Donkey (3-4)
Why FTPP will win: Brees tears the 49er's apart. Westbrook pulls out his injured rib and sodomizes ADP with it.
Why Swamp Donkey will win: Eli and Burress gang rape the Dolphins. Parker answers Who Dey with We Dey.
What will happen: FTPP has some firepower but not enough to escape this matchup unscathed.
Final Predication: FTPP 92 ... SWamp Donkey 112
Ass Crust (7-0) - River Rats (3-4)
Why Ass Crust will win: No one can stop Brady. All 3 of Ass Crust's RB's have primo matchups. Wayne and Stallworth both should see solid numbers.
Why River Rats will win: Manning and TJ will have to anchor this team and will do well. Heath Miller will play havoc on the Bengals D all day.
What will happen: Ass Crust puts up the most points to date this season. His whole team rolls. River Rats get drowned.
Final Prediction: Ass Crust 154 ... River Rats 101
KNUCKINFUTZ (1-6) - Plumbdumb (5-2)
Why Knuckinfutz will win: Welker has been on fire. Curtis starts and goes big again. Plumbdumb doesn't have enough depth to cover his byes.
Why Plumbdumb will win: Right now it looks like LT, Chad Johnshon and Galloway are his only hope.
What will happen: Knuckinfutz upsets Plumbdumb. Plumbdumb has some great players this week but not enough to cover his byes.
Final Prediction: Knuckinfutz 88 ... Plumbdumb 79
Poop (4-3) - E-Dub Gangsta's (1-6)
Why Poop will win: Big Ben should have plenty of opportunities against the Bengals. Peterson and Moss will have huge days.
Why E-Dub Gangsta's will win: Poop is still reeling from the ass beating he took last week. He has yet to stop crying and begging for mercy. Favre, Bush and Coles all should have excellent games.
What will happen: Poop will stop clutching his Mommies tit long enough to get his team in order and annhilate E-Dub. He'll come out swinging like a retarded kid at a pinata with grape coolaid and cheese sauce on his shirt. He'll keep swinging until he vomits on his shirt, hyperventilates and complexes on the ground while rubbing his crotch on his My Little Pony.
Final Predication: Poop 123 ... E-Dub 89
Glass Bottom Boats (2-5) - Erie Warriors (5-2)
Why GBB will win: Griese is rolling. He'll put up big against the Lions. He also doesn't want Scott to throw his phone.
Why Erie Warriors will win: Addai is back and Edwards should go big this week.
What will happen: GBB receives a rusty trombone from Erie Warriors.
Final Predication: GBB 65 ... Erie Warriors 115
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